two of fifty two: mystery activity #1

Danger: 4/10

Excitement: 8/10

Satisfaction: 7/10

To be repeated: 6/10 (Good chance - I hope so!)

There are some things a man shouldn’t reveal on the internet. Things that should be kept between himself and the relevant parties, stakeholders and emergency services. (Of course, if men were to do that the internet would be about a fifth of the size it is, and there would be plenty of IPv4 addresses available for good things, like internet sites promoting harmony and health services.) Some things are best left to the imagination, and yet not welcomed by most imaginations when they are left there.

Two of fifty two is just one of those things, so this entry is intentionally vague and abstract. I know that this probably isn’t the best way to go with the process of documenting my fifty two new experiences, in particular when this is so soon in the process, but you’ve just go to go with the universe and take advantage of opportunities. You should thank me. If only you knew how much!

It was a funny taste. Like a herb of some kind but a herb that had been heavily treated to be given a new lease of funk. If this taste was a guitar it would have a whole lotta whammy pedal on it and run through a bass amp, recorded in a bathroom and played by a man hung by his feet and swung around the recording device. Not uncool, but strange enough to make you wonder what the fuck it actually was rather than to concentrate on the pitch.

I did like the feeling of absolute power it provided. I was amazed that the others were so eager to conform to my will, in particular given the strange taste. I would have guessed before hand that any discomfort would also add to the reluctance of the others to fully participate – to suspend their natures and let me get away with the half of it.

I’d like to thank the participants. It was a fine way to celebrate the birthday of Angela Maria "Geli" Raubal, Austrian nude model, and Hitler’s lover. Particularly the nude model bit of her, and no so much the Hitler thing. Happy 102 birthday, Angela.