Haiku poo

I don't really like Haikus....so I wrote some... :)

Work haiku....
I am at my desk.
I have lined up all my pens.
I should do some work.

Existentialist haiku….
What is with haikus?
Are they valid forms of art?
Or do they restrict………….......expression.

Post Modernist haiku....
True, this is not art.
But to not be art is art.
Or just more bollocks.

Surealist haiku....
Golden bum leg smells.
Wardrobe on my head is round.
That's irrelevant.